Our communication –Wireless
Our dress ————— Topless
Our telephone ——– Cordless
Our cooking ———– Fireless
Our youth ————– Jobless
Our food —————- Fatless
Our labour ———- Effortless
Our conduct ——– Worthless
Our relation ——– Loveless
Our attitude ———- Careless
Our feelings ——– Heartless
Our politics – Shameless
Our education —— Valueless
Our follies ———- Countless
Our arguments ——- Baseless
Our boss ———— Brainless
Our Job ———— Thankless
Our Salary – Very less !!!
HOOOOOO HAAAAA HIIIHIIIHIIIHHHHIII HAAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOO
Arey , Arey dont be afraid and run away…This bhoot will only and only harm the villian of SWIN FLU. It is a very good freind of Man and its kind i.e MANKIND..
Yes, ofcourse its our age old “TULSI”
Arey, Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi wali nahi I mean the real magical herb “TULSI”
Chalo, ab bahut hui meri bakbak.. Its time for a serious reading..
So, friends please read the below article and implement it..
Indian natural herb Tulsi to fight back swine flu
Wed, Aug 12 11:56 AM
Ayurveda, the traditional ‘science of life’, has a remedy for diseases when every other stream of medicine fails. Now, at a time when swine flu is spreading like wildfire across the world, Ayurveda has the remedy in the form of the miraculous herb, the basil leaves commonly known as Tulsi.
Tulsi, the purest and most sublime plant, has been known and worshipped in India for more than five millennia for its remarkable healing properties. Considered as an ‘Elixir of Life’, this wonder herb has now been claimed to keep the deadly swine flu at bay and help fast recovery in afflicted persons.
“The anti-flu property of Tulsi has been discovered by medical experts across the world quite recently. Tulsi improves the body’s overall defence mechanism including its ability to fight viral diseases. It was successfully used in combating Japanese Encephalitis and the same theory applies to swine flu,” Dr U K Tiwari, a herbal medicine practitioner says.
Apart from acting as a preventive medicine in case of swine flu, Tulsi can help the patient recover faster.
“Even when a person has already contracted swine flu, Tulsi can help in speeding up the recovery process and also help in strengthening the immune system of the body,” he claims.
Dr Bhupesh Patel, a lecturer at Gujarat Ayurved University, Jamnagar is also of the view that Tulsi can play an important role in controlling swine flu.
“Tulsi can control swine flu and it should be taken in fresh form. Juice or paste of at least 20-25 medium sized leaves should be consumed twice a day on an empty stomach.” This increases the resistance of the body and, thereby, reduces the chances of inviting swine flu,” believes Patel.
As its name suggests, Tulsi has again proved to be the ‘the incomparable’ medicine – this time, in the prevention and cure of swine flu.
The symptoms of the H1N1 flu virus in people are similar to the symptoms of seasonal flu and include fever, cough, sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. A significant number of people who have been infected with novel H1N1 flu virus also have reported diarrhea and vomiting. The high risk groups for novel H1N1 flu are not known at this time, but it’s possible that they may be the same as for seasonal influenza. However, Please consult a practitioner in case of any such symptoms. Doctors have strictly advised against self medication
After reading the above article, SWINE FLU must surely have said..BHAAGO BHOOT AAYA
Chalo fir milenge kuch aur naye vicharon ke saath..
Tab tak ke liye Khuda hafiz, Shabba Khair, Fir Milenge, Achijaa, Fari Madishu, Sayonara, Dasvidaniya, bye and please please take good care of yourselves….
Warmest regards and tons of Love…Kalpesh
Hope you all know me, being the narrator of the great story (of-course REAL and not REEL) of our great shot putter Nitesh Punjani..
Yes, I am Kalpesh Bhadra alongwith Rupesh Thakker, one more pillar of the Sunrise Group.
And here are our family members…. AREY BHAI, PHOTO DEKHO NA.. IDHAR UDHAR KYA DEKH RAHE HO
Aur ab mein hamari poori family ke introduction ke liye Munna Mama ( Dekha fir bhool gaye na.. Arey apna Nitesh or kaun hain MAAMU IN GENERAL) ko invite karta hoon ki woh hum dono ki families ko aap sab se milvay…
CHANDA MAMA SO GAYE, SURAJ CHACHU JAAGE AUR SUBAH HO GAYI MAAMU….,
So dear please come on stage and handle us with due care as we are very fragile……HA HA HA HA HA